*Disclaimer for Employers*

This is a disclaimer to all the possible employers who may scan this and my myspace page to suss out my charactor and to see if I'll make a good employee for your organization. First, if you are reading my stories and think," Oh my God this guys a drunk and must do this kind of stuff every night," you are a fool and don't understand that I'm writting interesting and funny stories most of which happened in 2001. I'm twenty seven years old and those adventures are few and far between now. Second, if you read my stories and articles from Iraq and think, "Oh my God this guys crazy and is unstable!!" you are a fool and I wouldn't want to work for you anyway. I was in a war and it gives you some things to think about and if I chose to write them down and share them then that's my choice. If you really have a question them why don't you call and ask about them. I will be more then happy to answer any questions you may have. I have served my country in the Army and I will not edit my stories to get hired to anyones organization. If that is unacceptable to you then you will lose out on a fine employee. Thanks for your time and enjoy the stories.

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